Are you a fresh angel who has yet to spreed their silk wings?
or
Are you a little devil red hot and ready to go?
Come take our test and find out
How does it work?
Just follow these simple steps:
1. Grab a pen and paper
2. Answer the following questions with either a YES or a NO
1) had an erection (clitorial or penial)
2) told a dirty joke
3) had a date
4) been out on a date after 4 a.m.
5) had a blind date
6) danced cheek to cheek
7) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
8) kissed a member of the opposite sex while in the horizontal position
9) kissed underwater
10) been french kissed
11) been kissed on the thigh
12) kissed or been kissed by a member of the opposite sex on the breast
13) necked
14) necked for more than 2 hours continously
15) came while necking
16) seen a naked member of the opposite sex over the age of 15
17) been seen naked by a member of the opposite sex after puberty
18) seen a stripper
19) kissed a member of the opposite sex. in the last 3 months
20) read a porno book or magazine
21) seen a porno movie
22) committed an act of voyeurism
23) had an alcoholic drink
24) been drunk
25) used alcohol to lower a member of the opposite sex's resistance to sexual activity
26) smoked tobacco
27) smoked marjuana or harhish
28) used a stronger drug
29) been arrested
30) been convicted a crime
31) had breast fondled or fondled breast of a member of the opposite sex.
32) caressed a member of the opposite sex's thigh
33) fondled a member of the opposite sex's ass
34) fondled a member of the opposite sex's genitals
35) had your genitals fondled
36) had a clitorial stimulation (co-ed)
37) had a orgasm due to manipulation by a member of the opposite sex.
38) gone through the motions of sexual intercourse while fully dressed
39) massaged or been massaged by a member of the opposite sex.
40) showered, bathed, or sauned with a member of the opposite sex.
41) been undressed by a member of the opposite sex.
42) undressed a member of the opposite sex.
43) had sexual intercourse
44) had sexual intercourse outdoors
45) had sexual intercourse more than 10 times
46) had sexual intercourse with a virgin
47) had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night
48) had sexual intercourse in a car
49) had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions
50) had sexual intercourse with 2 different people within 24 hours
51) had sexual intercourse using a condom
52) had sexual intercourse on a beach
53) had sexual intercourse at a member of the opposite sex's house
54) had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months
55) had sexual intercourse continously for half an hour
56) had anal intercourse
57) impregnated a woman or been pregnant
58) arranged or had an abortion
59) gone on, or been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles
60) describes a sexual experience to a third party
61) attend an orgy
62) had fantasies about an older member of the opposite sex
63) dated a member of the opposite sex twice your age
64) had sexual intercourse while parents were in the same house
65) been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp
66) accepted that proposition
67) engaged in fellatio
68) engaged in cunnillingus
69) gone 69
70) masturbated
71) masturbated with another person in the room
72) masturbated to a picture
73) been caught masturbating
74) watched another person masturbate
75) been propositioned by a homosexual
76) accepted the proposition of a homosexual
77) been masturbated by a member of the same sex
78) been orally stimulated by a member of the same sex
79) had sexual intercourse with a homosexual member of the opposite sex
80) lived co-ed with 3 or more occupants
81) been displaced by a member of the opposite sex staying with a roommate for one night or more
82) committed an "OOPS" (walking in on people having sex)
83) spent the night in a member of the opposite sex's room or apartment
84) slept with a member of the opposite sex (just sleep)
85) wrestled with a member of the opposite sex
86) had or caused a Wauserman test due to unreasonable suspicion
87) had VD
88) had passion cramps or blue balls
89) worn a member of the opposite sex's clothes
90) committed an act of beastiality
91) tasted semen
92) simulated sex with an inanimate object
93) played strip poker (co-ed)
94) picked up a member of the opposite sex
95) had a orgasm in a dream
96) experimented sexually before puberty willing
97) bought contraceptives in a drugstore
98) committed an act of exhibitionism
99) bought member of the opposite sexs personal objects at a drugstore
100) have been felt-up or did it to a member of the opposite sex at the movies
Okay now what?
Just add up your score, each time you answer NO you get 1 point, the higher the score the purer you are.
How did you do?
100-90. Are you sure that your not dead?
80-89. Your young right? I mean really young.
70-79. Your just starting out, fun isn't it?
60-69. Your no stranger to the ways of the flesh.
50-59. Your almost a little sex devil, just that one more trip down the pub.
40-49. You sexy little devil
30-39. You could start your own set of sex devils
20-29. Ever throught about writting sex ed books.
10-19. Is there nothing you won't try or do?
0-9. There is nothing you won't try or do!
